The NFL Playoffs and You..and Me Too…Mostly Me

The playoffs are here and I am wondering who I am going to root for since this is only the third time the Colts haven’t made the playoffs since 1999 (humble boast, and also of course I’m rooting for the Sheriff himself).

How can you not root for this guy?

The playoffs start in just a couple hours with a real hum-dinger:

Saturday

Kansas City @ Houston – 1:35 PT

Houston and Indianapolis were trying to see which team could go into the playoffs with the worst quarterback (sorry, Trent Dilfer, these teams got you beat). Fortunately for Houston, Brian Hoyer was able to come back from a concussion and lead his team over the lowly Jaguars to clinch the AFC South. Meanwhile, Kansas City has been on a massive hot streak, but still couldn’t catch the Broncos despite a very odd end to the season. I fully expect Kansas City to regulate the Texans as Houston doesn’t have much to speak of on offense outside of DeAndre Hopkins.

KC – 28 || HOU – 13

lol

Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati – 5:15 PT

Both of these teams have seen serious injuries to star players: LeVeon Bell/Deangelo Williams and Andy Dalton, respectively. This will force both teams to become somewhat one dimensional in order to win the game. AJ McCarron has done well, but this is as close to the sun as he’s ever flown in the NFL. Big Ben has been known to carry a team, but Pittsburgh’s identity for over a decade has been to run the ball and run it well. I imagine this one will either be decided within a field goal, or will be an absolute slaughter by Pittsburgh. But I feel like AJ McCarron and his sleeves can really pull it out.

CIN 24 || PIT 27

AJ McCarron ^

Sunday

Seattle @ Minnesota – 10:15 AM PT

I’m not excited for this game for many reasons.

  1. It’s at 10 in the morning
  2. It could very well jumpstart the most annoying bandwagon in sports since the Red Sox were relevant (double burn!)
  3. If the Seahawks lose, they’ll blame it all on not having Marshawn Lynch and bro we totally would have won if Beast Mode (TM) was out there

On top of that I’m more of a spread-the-ball fan, and this game is not going to be that. It’s going to be sub-zero temperatures and two line-em-up-knock-em-down running teams going at it. But my biases don’t affect my prediction:

SEA 24 || MIN 13

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No, I’m not bitter, why do you ask?

Green Bay @ Washington – 1:40 PM PT

This might be the most interesting game on the docket this weekend. The Redskins are coming in “hot” with their not-so-newfound quarterback Kirk Cousins on a real tear. Green Bay got dumped by the Vikings to choke away the NFC North division lead. Granted, Rodgers is without Jordy Nelson (whose absence is proving magnitudes about his own impact) and is trying to make do with spare parts and a sort of highly touted rookie. This will need to be a complete team effort by both teams if they want to win. Otherwise…I guess it’ll be some ugly 13-7 turnover and punt fest.

GB 17 || WAS 21

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YOU LIKE THAT?!

If my predictions come true, that would make next week’s matchups:

PIT @ DEN

KC @ NE

SEA @ CAR

WAS @ ARI

I actually like that round of games a lot, so I’m hoping that’ll be the case. My too-early Super Bowl prediction is Kansas City v. Carolina, but Denver and New England are such enigmas that I have no idea if they’ll come out flat or if they’ll look like Brady/Manning teams from the mid 2000s.

Have fun, be safe.

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